Who to root for in the Super Bowl when you just don’t care
“Both fanbases are obnoxious wankers that make ISIS look like a few rowdy lads you could have a beer with.”
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Manning needs to ‘let go and let the running game’
“The inability to run the ball lets defenses know exactly what you’re going to do next. It’s football 101 and is as obvious as a 6’4” man in a dress with an adam’s apple the size of a kiwi.”
Boycottin’ #RockiesTown
“The Monforts won’t sell, but you don’t have to buy.”
As Seen on TV: Pull my pork please
“I get that some family members might come into your orbit with different tastes but these parents did such a poor job raising their kids, they bailed out on the Vikings and became Eagles, Cowboys, Steelers and Bengals fans? This is unacceptable.”
As Seen on TV: Stephen A Smith – repugnant asshole
“Did you notice the Stephen A. Smith Oberto Beef Jerky ads have started up again? I guess his ridiculous views on women and violence weren’t enough to scare off the Oberto people, so one of the most repugnant assholes in sports media is back hawking dried beef.”
As Seen on TV: flat stomachs and awful nerds
“Admitting this will not suddenly make me jump up and buy it. Stop admitting it. I liked Domino’s better when they just lied to my face. Lie to use Dominos. Lie to us like the consumer zombies you think we are.”
Come on guy…with Phil Simms
“Either way, he’s done enough to prompt fans to launch a petition to get him removed from calling the Broncos game. Good luck with that. Controversy sells, and even when it’s in the pasty white, gassy-dad package of Phil Simms, people will tune in to hear what he has to […]
As seen on TV: your guide to NFL commercial watching
“Burger King ads are plentiful on Sunday and while they urge you to get fatter and don’t look back, Subway at least has the class to pretend it’s healthy. And if yoga mat ingredients and rat anus meat don’t convince you, maybe RGIII and Justin Tuck will.”
Wes Welker and the ‘rules are rules’ reality of the NFL
Welker did drugs, but the NFL is a drug dealer, pumping us full of countless beer and Viagra ads every Sunday. Alcohol as a drug is far worse than anything Josh Gordon smoked and if Roger Goodell can deny a battered football player the proven pain relief of some strains […]
What up playa: Fantasy football resources for when you’re ready to get serious about fake football
“There are several dozens of other sites and outlets to choose from but these three and the people involved are all I typically utilize. They are the most accurate and have personalities I can stomach where some of the other sites/podcasts are non-stop inside jokes, corny posturing and so much […]
