I wrote a letter to Monfort the other day, he opened and read it, said we were suckers *UPDATE*
“And when you do make your Nixon-like retreat from the Colorado sports scene, it will be cheered like a Peyton Manning touchdown.”
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My beautiful dark twisted Rockies prophecy
“I don’t know why I decided on two wins but it just felt right. They were already back in a nose dive having only won four so far in June and with the Brewers (twice), Cardinals and the Nationals on the docket, there was just no way this horrendous team […]
Let my Tulo go, go, go
“Release this fine ball player and let him seek his destiny somewhere else because it certainly isn’t here in Denver. Todd Helton whiled away his career in Colorado, putting up great numbers but never really tasting victory other than when the wax wings of the 2007 season melted so brutally […]
I can’t miss you when you never leave NFL
“Are you a sports fan or are you just a football fan? If it’s the latter, it’s like a child who, with all the food options available, will only eat chicken nuggets. Certainly delicious, but a very narrow world view.”
The constant rerun of #RockiesTown
“The injury excuse will creep back in, but if you’ve watched any of these games you’d know that pitching in all phases is just killing the team. And the power outages at the plate have stranded more men than an evil Colonel in an 80’s war movie. Heard this all […]
Sad rodeo clown Tracy Ringolsby picks a fight after not understanding joke on Twitter
“If that’s how you show respect, I’d hate to see when he didn’t like you. Keri was trying to defend the analytical driven front office people he knew as not being totally blinded by the stats. Ringolsby, being a time traveler from the Eisenhower administration wasn’t having any of it […]
KOA’s passive fascism has taken them out of the sports talk game in Denver
“Stations like the Fan and Mile High Sports have tapped in to the way things are now and KOA is being left behind by an embarrassing margin.”
Denver media member asks ultimate Clown Question, gets into tiny car
“I still can’t get confirmation on who it was, but I do know that this was the most amateurish and lame thing to say to an athlete I’ve ever heard. As clown questions go, this one was a tiny car, packed full of shame.”
Pop Autopsy: the spoilers are spoiling the freshness of life
“People who spoil TV shows are barbarians who may have some mental health needs that may require a psychiatrist.”
Party on Dick. Party on Charlie: The Rockies have a booze problem and they don’t care.
“The #PartyDeck became a running joke this offseason, because it seemed the Monforts cared more about packing the stadium with drunks than packing the bullpen with quality arms. The owners’ near maniacal need to sell tickets rather than improve the team was put on display and everyone nodded sadly. “
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