How to enjoy the Rockies again and not feel shame
“And for heaven’s sake, don’t buy any merchandise while at the ballpark. This would be like walking up to Charlie Monfort during the game and putting a $100 bill in his G-string. “
“And for heaven’s sake, don’t buy any merchandise while at the ballpark. This would be like walking up to Charlie Monfort during the game and putting a $100 bill in his G-string. “
“Call me “not a fan,” but if you’re not questioning that loss with the bitterness of a million Fox News viewers, maybe you’re the one who needs to reevaluate your grip on reality. And if Peyton Manning’s time in Denver ends up being just a giant flame out, the organization […]
“It certainly wasn’t flattering to include them in Goodman’s hit piece on how shitty Bronco fans are for not enjoying the steel-rod-up-the-urethra-ass-kicking that was the Super Bowl, so it begs the question: What the fuck Eric Goodman?”
From 2006: “I had no idea what Shaun Alexander even looked like before last week and Matt Hasselbeck is a bald dork. God forbid they’re just athletes who are supposed to make their money out on the field first. No one wants to see these guys hawking Pepsi and Visa […]
“And while I respect the Seahawks fan base, they’ve still never tasted the sweet nectar of the Lombardi trophy and until they do that, they’re pretty much just Carolina Panthers fans.”
I wrote this in 2008 so I’m sure there’s more albums that could now make this list. But for now, enjoy what were the most overrated at this point in history.
“Since I’m not a blind follower of the Denver Broncos, I needed my faith to be renewed a wee bit by a game like this. And that faith was refilled like sweet berry wine in a golden chalice as they grabbed firm control of the division and sat down in […]
“They’re selling dirt. If the Monforts had any shame, they’d throw in a rack of ribs, but since they are soulless vampires, draining the good people of Colorado dry, you can pay $30 for some dirt.”
“ Did it destroy the team? Not really. The team was already imploding due to Lacroix’s inability to navigate the salary cap and to generally pull his head out of his ass. The trade didn’t help, but now Erik Johnson is starting to play up to his potential of the […]
This piece by @JohnReidy303 first ran in November, 2013 “Dan O’Dowd and Bill Geivett are so far beyond a train wreck of a front office, they’ve moved into “rolling corpse on fire in a desk chair about to fall over into a huge vat of feces” territory.”