The Broncos are ours, America. You can’t have them.
“there’s a little part of every Broncos fan that is looking forward to number 18 retiring so that you people will finally go away.”
Read More …
Where were you, America, when Josh McDaniels was dismantling the Denver Broncos and making their fans look like fools? Where were you during the Orton years? Where were you for Denver’s five-year playoff drought? Where were you when the Broncos were underdogs? Admit it, America, you bet the Packers in Super Bowl 32. You wanted nothing to do with them when Steve DeBerg lined up under center and you were nowhere to be found when Dan Reeves was making Elway crazy. You laughed at us while Denver was losing the big game every year and now you want to call the Broncos “yours”?
Fuck off America. You can have the Cowboys.
We never invited you to Broncos Country, anyway, America. And nobody asked you to move to Denver, either. We’re quite content to remain here in flyover country, gnawing on a sprig of wheat and riding cows without you in the way. Nothing to see here, folks. Yet, suddenly, since we have Peyton Manning everyfuckingbody wants to be a Broncos fan. This, of course, according to a Harris Interactive Poll that determined the Broncos are suddenly America’s most beloved football team.
As fun as it has been to be consistently good under Peyton Manning there’s a little part of every Broncos fan that is looking forward to number 18 retiring so that you people will finally go away. Your sudden proclivity to log onto NFLShop.com and buy orange and blue gear pretty much makes us want to hurl, Americans, you front-running, bandwagon-jumping frauds.
This isn’t New York or Chicago or Philadelphia or some other big ass city where you might actually have roots or realtives or some legitimate reason to glom onto the local team. You’re just chasing glory. The Broncos are the flavor of the month. You’ll be ordering Redskins shit just as soon as RGIII pans out so spare us your fake fan BS.
Real Broncos fans have enjoyed some highs over the years but we have also suffered through many lows. You don’t get to come marching into Broncos Country with your flat brim on claiming our team as your own only to drift away as soon as Brock Osweiler takes the reigns. That’s what the Giants are for. Or maybe you can start puffing on Philip Rivers wang now that people seem to think he doesn’t suck. The Chargers would love to have you since they don’t have any real fans. Here in Denver we do. And we don’t need you, America.
