RUN! Don’t walk to buy your 20th Anniversary Rockies crap!
Sports fans love to buy new crap. The Colorado Rockies have some new crap for us!
In celebration of their upcoming 20th season, the team has unveiled this snazzy new 20th Anniversary logo which, per the press release, will be available for purchase TODAY at six Rockies dugout stores along the front range.
Other sporting goods retailers are still trying to “dig out” from under their 2012 Rockies crap inventories, so don’t bother looking elsewhere.
Maybe the Rockies’ next press release will be to announce that they signed a new manager.
