Our week twelve NFL picks VS the spread
Our Buddy Snyder gained back some serious ground in our annual NFL pickoff VS the spread last weekend. He pegged a whopping nine winners and went on to surpass John Reidy after having been in last place since week one.
Colin still holds a small advantage over Scott Stafford.
Will the rankings hold through week twelve?
Here’s how the boys see it happening VS the spread this week …
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Atlanta VS New Orleans (-9.5)
Oh, boy do the Falcons ever suck ass. Whoo, Lordy are they hopeless. Anyhow, this week they host one of the best teams in the NFL and they’re going to get slaughtered. Sucks to be them.
Colin’s pick: New Orleans -.95
Reidy’s pick: New Orleans -9.5
Snyder’s pick: New Orleans -9.5
Scott’s pick: New Orleans -9.5
Tampa Bay @ Detroit (-9)
Greg Schiano is suddenly not the worst coach in the history of the world. The Bucs seem pretty much MRSA free and have been playing quite a bit better football since they got rid of Josh Freeman. They travel to Detroit this week to find out how the Lions will fuck up this week.
Colin’s pick: Tampa Bay +9
Reidy’s pick: Tampa Bay +9
Snyder’s pick: Tampa Bay +9
Scott’s pick: Tampa Bay +9
Jacksonville @ Houston (-10)
The Jaguars suck but everyone knew they would suck. The Texans were supposed to eventually not suck but they still suck. These teams are both lost causes, but one will be a winner in week 12.
Colin’s pick: Jacksonville +10
Reidy’s pick: Houston -10
Snyder’s pick: Jacksonville +10
Scott’s pick: Jacksonville +10
Minnesota @ Green Bay (-5)
Jees! Why is Green Bay only favored by 5 at home? Oh, yeah. ‘Cause Aaron Rodgers’ collarbone is broken. That’s right. It’s Tolzien VS Ponder. Woo. Hoo.
Colin’s pick: Green Bay -5
Reidy’s pick: Green Bay -5
Snyder’s pick: Green Bay -5
Scott’s pick: Minnesota +5
San Diego @ Kansas City (-5)
The Chiefs are frauds and now the whole world knows it. They may as well keep losing and avoid the embarrassment of being an easy out for a real playoff team. Philip Rivers will seem like less of a dick for a week.
Colin’s pick: San Diego +5
Reidy’s pick: San Diego +5
Snyder’s pick: San Diego +5
Scott’s pick: San Diego +5
Miami VS Carolina (-4)
The Dolphins may wish that they had some offensive linemen when they face off against Carolina’s defense who is probably going to kill their whole fucking family.
Colin’s pick: Carolina -4
Reidy’s pick: Carolina -4
Snyder’s pick: Miami +4
Scott’s pick: Carolina -4
Pittsburgh @ Cleveland (-2)
Don’t look now, Steelers fan, but your team is an underdog AGAINST THE BROWNS!
Colin’s pick: Pittsburgh +2
Reidy’s pick: Pittsburgh +2
Snyder’s pick: Pittsburgh +2
Scott’s pick: Pittsburgh +2
Chicago @ St Louis (-1)
Wait. Why are the Rams favored to beat Chicago? Oh, yeah. ‘Cause Jay Cutler’s groin is all fucked up.
Colin’s pick: Chicago +1
Reidy’s pick: St Louis -1
Snyder’s pick: St Louis -1
Scott’s pick: Chicago +1
NY Jets @ Baltimore (-3.5)
The defending Super Bowl Champs are favored by a little more than a field goal at home against the shitty Jets. Talk about a slap in the face.
Colin’s pick: Baltimore -3.5
Reidy’s pick: Voldemort -3.5
Snyder’s pick: Baltimore -3.5
Scott’s pick: Baltimore -3.5
Tennessee @ Oakland (-1)
Ryan Fitzpatrick brings his lovely beard into the Blech Hole for this one that nobody cares about. Yawn.
Colin’s pick: Oakland -1
Reidy’s pick: Tennessee +1
Snyder’s pick: Oaktown -1
Scott’s pick: Oakland -1
Indianapolis @ Arizona (-2)
This is a weird line for a weird game that’s really hard to get a read on. Carson Palmer plays for one of these teams.
Colin’s pick: Indianapolis +2
Reidy’s pick: Indianapolis +2
Snyder’s pick: Indianapolis +2
Scott’s pick: Arizona -2
