Official Denver Broncos St. Patrick’s day apparel is the weakest trash ever
If God’s not Broncos fan why are sunsets orange? Don’t answer that.
Here’s a better question: why would God – or any other Broncos fan – buy GREEN shit to represent the Orange and Blue?
The team and their official apparel marketing partners Fanatics are hoping that we’ll all dress up as Eagles fans in the spirit of St. Patrick’s day. They’re offering a full range of green tees, hats and hoodies through the Broncos’ official online “Pro Shop” that make the pink breast cancer “awareness” Broncos gear look palatable by comparison.
The website says: “Show your Denver Broncos pride every time you wear this St. Patrick’s Day Emerald Isle T-shirt from NFL Pro Line by Fanatics Branded.” How about instead we all wear orange Broncos gear on Paddy’s day, instead, and saturate it with green beer tinted vomit?
Anything to make a buck. I get it. But this bastardization of the brand is officially weak.
