Here’s your stupid Broncos themed 12 Days of Christmas parody
Who needs “lords a leaping”? This Christmas all we want in Broncos Country is a Super Bowl championship. With that in mind I reworked the lyrics to a popular holiday song to better reflect the spirit in Denver.
Enjoy.
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On the first day of Christmas John Elway gave to me a Super Bowl victory
On the second day of Christmas John Elway gave to me
2 throwing gloves
And a Super Bowl Victory
On the third day of Christmas John Elway gave to me
3 tight ends
2 throwing gloves
And a Super Bowl Victory
On the fourth day of Christmas John Elway gave to me
4 moving words
3 tight ends
2 throwing gloves
And a Super Bowl Victory
On the fifth day of Christmas John Elway gave to me
5 signed things
4 moving words
3 tight ends
2 throwing gloves
And a Super Bowl Victory
On the Sixth day of Christmas John Elway gave to me
6 Mannings playing
5 signed things
4 moving words
3 tight ends
2 throwing gloves
And a Super Bowl Victory
On the seventh day of Christmas John Elway gave to me
7 teams hopes dimming
6 Mannings playing
5 signed things
4 moving words
3 tight ends
2 throwing gloves
And a Super Bowl Victory
On the eighth day of Christmas John Elway gave to me
8 Raiders sucking
7 teams hopes dimming
6 Mannings playing
5 signed things
4 moving words
3 tight ends
2 throwing gloves
And a Super Bowl Victory
On the ninth day of Christmas John Elway gave to me
9 touchdowns passing
8 Raiders sucking
7 teams hopes dimming
6 Mannings playing
5 signed things
4 moving words
3 tight ends
2 throwing gloves
And a Super Bowl Victory
On the tenth day of Christmas John Elway gave to me
10 Praters peeping
9 touchdowns passing
8 Raiders sucking
7 teams hopes dimming
6 Mannings playing
5 signed things
4 moving words
3 tight ends
2 throwing gloves
And a Super Bowl Victory
On the eleventh day of Christmas John Elway gave to me
11 Kipers typing
10 Praters peeping
9 touchdowns passing
8 Raiders sucking
7 teams hopes dimming
6 Mannings playing
5 signed things
4 moving words
3 tight ends
2 throwing gloves
And a Super Bowl Victory
On the twelfth day of Christmas John Elway gave to me
12 Playoff Drubbings
11 Kipers typing
10 Praters peeping
9 touchdowns passing
8 Raiders sucking
7 teams hopes dimming
6 Mannings playing
5 signed things
4 moving words
3 tight ends
2 throwing gloves
And a Super Bowl Victory
