Les Shapiro: the Adult’s Table just got a little bit lonelier
“You’re right. Saw the tweets and the pictures and just assumed. Sorry.” Is it cold in here? Because I think hell just froze over.
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Who to root for in the Stanley Cup Finals when you just don’t care
“He’s one of the greatest and will hopefully go out in style in a couple of weeks. Kenny Chesney will weep into his Zima.”
News Flash: the Rockies have hit an all time low
“Well, folks, it’s mid May, and not only has it gotten REALLY bad, I’d say it’s reached an all time low. And that’s saying a lot considering the Rockies organization has seen its fair share of crippling lows.”
Brandon Spano huffed and he puffed…
“No desire to start something? I think the epitome of starting something is creating a hashtag #TEAMSPANO and retweeting countless people saying things like “Hope this is a death match…” and “@BrandonSpano v. Sandy. Ring the f***ing bell! Let’s get it on!!!!!!!!””
Complaining about the refs is Un-American
“I scoff at the cries of socialism you hear from right wing wankers these days, but if you want David Stern to be equitable and make sure everyone gets the same chance despite their non-superstar status, then you may just support Communism.”
Renaud plays Raider or Juggalo
At great risk to his personal safety, Mile High Sports Renaud Notaro (@RenKnowItAll ) played his own game of Raider or Juggalo…
How ’bout them Avalanche? No, really. How ’bout them because I don’t care anymore
“The Colorado Avalanche’s season is but a dot on the horizon at this point, but the memory of how it ended still stings like Charlie Sheen’s urethra after a lost weekend in Cabo San Lucas.”
The advent of the “Fan-alist”
“What would it have hurt to give the old “I’m rooting for the Red Sox, but would be thrilled if the Rockies won” kind of answer? Nothing. But Zappolo, tossing aside the many decades of goodwill he’s earned from the people of Colorado, took a big, fat dump on sports […]
We review Ron Artest’s rap album
“Like an Iraqi cabinet member praising Saddam Hussein, Puff Diddly trots out a laughable monologue where he uses the “Webster’s dictionary” definition of a “true warrior” as he talks about how much of a man Ron Artest is.”
So Dexter Fowler was trollin’ on Twitter last night
“…like a social media Santa Claus, Fowler was finding out who was naughty and who was nice. “
