Move over Manning. It’s Brady VS Decker for “NFL’s most beautiful man”
“From his chiseled chin to his soulful eyes Tom Brady has long held the mantle of the most handsome man in the NFL. But a dashing young wide receiver threatens Brady’s perch. He will be on the opposing sideline from Brady when the Broncos come to town on Sunday.
His name is Eric Decker”
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All of America is excited to witness the much-anticipated shootout between the two greatest quarterbacks of the current generation to be played out in Foxborough, Mass on this coming Sunday night. While there is no love lost between Peyton Manning and Tom Brady, the two gunslingers have the utmost respect for one another’s skills. Neither player thinks for a moment, however, that the comparisons between them extend into the realm of beauty.
When it comes to looks Brady takes a back seat to no quarterback.
He has been compared to the statues of ancient Greece, to the most glamorous actors in Hollywood, the fantasized visages of teen girls. From his chiseled chin to his soulful eyes Tom Brady has long held the mantle of the most handsome man in the NFL. But a dashing young wide receiver threatens Brady’s perch. He will be on the opposing sideline from Brady when the Broncos come to town on Sunday.
His name is Eric Decker.
Decker is scruffier than Brady, less worldly. He is more the down home, snuggle up next to the fireplace kind of lover while Brady is a sip champagne and feed you exotic cheeses man. If Tom Brady is Fifth Avenue Eric Decker is Bourbon Street. Brady speeds up on a Ducati wearing leather; Decker wears blue jeans, trotting shirtless across the meadow on horseback. Brady, dressed in the finest tuxedo, dips his dancing partner elegantly; Decker, in Under Armour, thrusts and grinds against her presented behind. Decker is breakfast in bed. Brady is brunch on dishes of fine bone china.
To the chagrin off the ladies of America Brady and Decker both are married. Brady was wed in a tasteful private ceremony in Santa Monica. Decker tied the knot on a reality TV show.
The contrast between the women that made them honest men is no less vivid than that between the men themselves. Brady’s lady is a thirty-three year old supermodel from Brazil named Gisele Bundchen. Bundchen is one of the most exotic women in the world. She is the goodwill ambassador for the United Nations Environment Programme. Decker’s gal is Jessica James, an aspiring pop-country singer who grew up in the South and lists Jessica Simpson among her “influences”. She toured the Middle East with Kid Rock and Carlos Mencia.
Tom Brady is precisely ten years Eric Decker’s senior. Brady, who is thirty-six was born in California, graduated from Michigan and was selected in the sixth round of the 2000 draft. Decker, who is twenty-six was born in Minnesota, graduated from Minnesota and was selected in the third round of the 2010 draft.
While Decker’s youth is part of his draw, Brady’s experience adds to his allure. Decker’s “aw shucks” appeal is powerful, but so is Brady’s “shaken, not stirred” savvy.
Each of the sexy NFLers wears perfectly trimmed stubble, exhibits a squared-jaw and cleft chin. Brady’s eyes are haunting and soulful. Decker’s are those of a needy puppy. Brady displays a deep intelligence while Decker promises playfulness.
As the Broncos and Patriots slug it out on Sunday, each team fighting to be the winner of the week twelve football contest in Foxborough, the cameras will be chronicling the other battle on the field surface. Can the young ball catcher from the Broncos give the gun-slinging Tom Brady a run for the title of ‘NFL’s most beautiful man”?
The ladies of laid-back Denver would probably say with certainty “yes”. But the cosmopolitan women of the East may tell them to hold their proverbial horses. Tom Brady still grips the challis. But the beardy Decker is coming for his title.
