You can be a Colorado Avalanche ice girl assuming you’re a girl and are hot and can skate

Have you ever wanted to skate around in skimpy clothes shoveling frozen blood and hockey player spit?

Well here’s your chance.

The Colorado Avalanche are now accepting applications for ice girl tryouts. Pre-registration is already happening with tryouts scheduled for Saturday, July 13^th from 7-9 PM at the Ice Ranch in Littleton.

Ice girls are very common in the NHL these days but the Avalanche had held out until now. These gals will skate about scraping off the sheet before the Zambonis come out and will provide a little something for Dad to gawk at while Mom checks out Landeskog.

Written by Colin D.