Ah, Twitter: The World Wide Web’s most excellent source of instant news, unsubstantiated rumor and wild speculation. A place Carmelo Anthony calls home.
I’m developing a Twitter addiction. It’s getting serious. I haven’t hit rock bottom yet but I have become a problem Tweeter, and Carmelo Anthony is my number one trigger. I have been afraid to take my eyes off my computer screen ever since I saw ‘Melo peel off his Nuggets jersey following the Bucks game.
Where will he go? Will the Nuggets make the right deal? Will Chauncey be dealt, too? Will it be New York? New Jersey? Will he play for the East in the All-Star game? Will be sit down with that Russian dude? Will LaLa sell her restaurant? How many picks will we get? Will he stay in the Western Conference? Will he be a rental? What about Cuban? Who has the latest, hottest, most recent news?
I need information! If I can’t have information I want rumors, speculation, innuendo, opinion…HELP ME TWITTER!
The Carmelo Anthony trade situation might be the greatest moment in Twitter sports history. It’s ever-changing and constantly in flux. Nobody knows anything yet everyone knows something. Pundits are literally RACING to deliver the goods – to be the FIRST to Tweet every time Carmelo wipes his ass. Every day the Nuggets are on the very edge of a blockbuster deal…and yet this has dragged on for what seems like FOREVER! Perfection.
Everyone keeps saying that fans “just want this to be over”. I call bullshit. I am a fan and I am enjoying the “Melodrama” much, much more than I enjoy watching the Nuggets sleep-walk through games against shitty teams like Golden State. This is fucking fun. I don’t ever want it to end. Sports in Denver suck balls right now.
Once this ‘Melo story is over there will be nothing left to do but wait for opening day down at Coors Field. I’m going to enjoy this while I can. Here are some of today’s tweets:
To the Nets and allowing them to get an identity right in the Knicks very own backyard. D-Day has arrived. The Knicks are on the clock
incarceratedbob & Billups better be ready > Felton was the heart & soul and 2nd leader of this Knicks team.. Chauncey better #ManUp & stop talking about Heat
Buccigross Bergen Record reports Carmelo to the Nets is done deal if Melo accepts extension..turn on Sportcenter now..
mkhan_mvp @Shaqbeeh32 if carmelo goes to the Knicks or nets, it’s a lose lose situation for him Srsly nets don’t have shit and NYKs roster will b gone
SpacemanCosmos Well well what is Carmelo gonna do shit do he want 2 play 4 new York or so he want money
MR_Malice14 So sick of hearing about Carmelo Anthony. This is worse than the LeBron garbage
Amin_Joseph Breaking News: Carmelo traded for the entire rookie team..and ya mother
harryruiz Carmelo Anthony con pie y medio en los New Jersey Nets.