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Idiotic DU administration offers up three lame Boone replacements

Colin D. | June 28, 2013

The politically correct twats at DU have their minds made up. Boone, the school’s traditional mascot, beloved by alumni, is doomed, dead, buried, gone, never to return again.

The school has sent out a survey offering up three alternatives to Boone, each of which are super lame and each of which are named “Pio”, which is the stupidest thing many people have ever heard. 

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As we have discussed before here at SSD, Boone is guilty of representing an ugly time in American history in the eyes of “progressive” jackasses who can’t quite grasp the idea that THE SCHOOL WOULD NOT EVEN EXIST IF NOT FOR PIONEERS, the very type of bold souls DU originally named its mascot after.

In decrying Boone, who was originally designed by the Walt Disney company back min the 1950’s, they spew phrases such as “manifest destiny” “diversity” and “multi-ethnic”. To visit DU’s Facebook page is to realize that the movement to get rid of Boone is not widely supported. People are pissed.

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Here are the three milktoast options the school is offering:

 

elk

 

jackalope

 

mountain explorer

That’s right. An elk, a jackelope and a “mountain explorer”.

None of these are Pioneers, of course, which is why this situation is an outrage.

 

 

 

Written by Colin D.





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