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The Monday Mommy: Can the Broncos Pull Off a Receiver Triple Crown?

The Monday Mommy: Can the Broncos Pull Off a Receiver Triple Crown?

"Having all three of a quarterback’s receivers reach 1,000 yards in the air in a single season is extremely difficult, as the past has proven. Many teams have come close,...

We want ROY!

We want ROY!

The Colorado Avalanche need a new coach. According to the good people over at Mile High Sports web (http://milehighsports.com/2013/05/16/several-names-surfacing-in-avalanche-coaching-search/), the scuttlebutt seems to be that the team is looking at...

Hats off to Josh Rutledge and his insanely hot girlfriend

Hats off to Josh Rutledge and his insanely hot girlfriend

Josh Rutledge isn’t going to make the Baseball Hall of Fame when he retires; at least I don’t see him turning into the second coming of Jeff Kent or something....

The Monday Mommy: What Should Really Be Taught at NFL Rookie Camps

The Monday Mommy: What Should Really Be Taught at NFL Rookie Camps

"Sure, it’s great to know what plays are being run and what one’s role iswhile “Green Frog Left” is going down. Building chemistry with teammatesis understandably a solid thing...

Soon you won’t have Joel Klatt to kick around anymore

Soon you won’t have Joel Klatt to kick around anymore

Joel Klatt is history July first. He’s gone. You won’t have him to kick around anymore. The CU quarterback turned Tom Helmer replacement is moving on to greener pastures having never...

Denver Nuggets front office says team not a contender, yet George Karl keeps job

Denver Nuggets front office says team not a contender, yet George Karl keeps job

Did George Karl deserve another vote of confidence and the chance to coach the Nuggets for one more year?

Radio Row: Is a seismic shakeup coming to Denver Sports Radio?

Radio Row: Is a seismic shakeup coming to Denver Sports Radio?

"Sports radio in Colorado is a little like the weather here. If you don’t like it just wait awhile. It’ll change. And there’s a sense that another seismic shift is...

The Monday Mommy: Colorado's Curse of The One & Done

The Monday Mommy: Colorado's Curse of The One & Done

"Folks were basically gathering up their chairs, selecting spots on the parade route and putting in their PTO days to plan accordingly. The Super Bowl was a done deal in...

Von Miller hooked up with thirty-eight chicks!

Von Miller hooked up with thirty-eight chicks!

Whoa. Von Miller got a ton of chicks. Thirty-eight of them! No, silly. Not THAT kind of chicks. Von is getting into the poultry business! He's just taken posession of...

The Nuggets are just a jumble of disappointment and sadness

The Nuggets are just a jumble of disappointment and sadness

"Never have the Nuggets entered the first round more heavily favored over an opponent. Never have they won so many regular season games. Never have they seemed as talented or...

Curious George Continues To Learn He's Not a Playoff Coach

Curious George Continues To Learn He's Not a Playoff Coach

"Call him Curious George, because he's continually searching for a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory."

The Monday Mommy: Depth is the Takeaway from Broncos' Draft

The Monday Mommy: Depth is the Takeaway from Broncos' Draft

" What we can tell from this draft is that Denver wants to be prepared for anything this season. Depth at every position is crucial down the stretch and into...

Eric Decker and his wife Yoko catch their own reality show on E!

Eric Decker and his wife Yoko catch their own reality show on E!

Truth is stranger than reality. Just two weeks after learning that Denver's bumbling center, JaVale McGee has designs on starring in the world of reality television (along with his smothering mother...

Don't get your hopes up, Denver Nuggets fan

Don't get your hopes up, Denver Nuggets fan

Can a George Karl led team win in the playoffs? Don't get your hopes up.

A "Rant" about "Reporting" "Sports" from the "Bleacher" by a pissed off writer

A "Rant" about "Reporting" "Sports" from the "Bleacher" by a pissed off writer

"Sadly, those writing on the internet have become accustomed to writing for free, and what results is the bastardization of journalism."

The Monday Mommy: So What if The Broncos Don't Win A Super Bowl With Peyton Manning

The Monday Mommy: So What if The Broncos Don't Win A Super Bowl With Peyton Manning

Realistically Manning only has a few good years of high physicality left in his 37 year old body. What happens if Denver fails to get to a championship game in...

Loving to hate Kobe Bryant has made the NBA a lot more fun

Loving to hate Kobe Bryant has made the NBA a lot more fun

"To NBA fans outside of LA Kobe has been an incessant thorn in the side. He’s not likeable at all which makes it that much more painful to see him...

Morton: Advice for the closeted gay athlete

Morton: Advice for the closeted gay athlete

"For the professional athlete, the consideration is even more complex – to reveal something intrinsically private, and in the same vein become the public face of your private life." Read...

Here are seven new mascot suggestions for DU

Here are seven new mascot suggestions for DU

The University of Denver needs a new mascot. The school’s traditional symbol is Boone. Drawn in 1958 by an artist with the Walt Disney Company, Boone is a cute “Pioneer”...

The Monday Mommy: Power Ranking The Broncos Overachievers

The Monday Mommy: Power Ranking The Broncos Overachievers

Over the years, the Denver Broncos have had their share of great late-round picks and even undrafted free agents who have added major contributions to the legacy of the franchise....

They should make soccer way badder ass for America

They should make soccer way badder ass for America

"With a few new rules, soccer can kick ass on the wild side. After all, few billion heathens can’t be wrong. The world spends half its rupees on soccer, so...

The Monday Mommy: NCAA Tourney Off-Court Entertainment

The Monday Mommy: NCAA Tourney Off-Court Entertainment

Basically guys, it's a crap shoot and we all know it. However, as a society we are all still riveted. What keeps us enthralled even after our carefully chosen brackets...

NFL Rule Changes: What's Next, Leather Helmets?

NFL Rule Changes: What's Next, Leather Helmets?

To be expected, these tweaks to the rulebook come with mixed feelings by both present and former players as well as fans and the media. Is the league going soft...

Boone's Tavern launches new Spring menu

Boone's Tavern launches new Spring menu

Boone's Tavern (http://www.pourkids.com/) at Downing and Evans grows more popular by the day. That doesn't mean that the POUR KIDS (http://www.pourkids.com/) are resting on their laurels. Today they launched their new...

Elvis Dumervil's “Fax Gate” just latest sports technology fail

Elvis Dumervil's “Fax Gate” just latest sports technology fail

The ridiculousness of "Fax Gate" leaves many wondering how this could happen.

Stokley must stay

Stokley must stay

"Whatever the Broncos may be able to save under the cap by not signing Stokely, it will cost more not to have him." Read more

Across the pond "Silent Stan" is wearing out his welcome

Across the pond "Silent Stan" is wearing out his welcome

(article inspired by the Denver Post (http://www.denverpost.com/rapids/ci_22734327/stan-kroenke-hot-seat-gets-backing-mls-commish)) "Arsenal has developed a reputation of being unwilling to pay top players. Kroenke’s notoriously tight check book is problematic in the NHL and...

The Monday Mommy: My Coors Field Conundrum

The Monday Mommy: My Coors Field Conundrum

" It would be phenomenal as a fan base to collectively boycott Coors Field until ownership changes their philosophies. What a novel concept, don’t give the Rockies organization any money...

Ignorance, religion and sexuality: understanding discrimination in professional sports

Ignorance, religion and sexuality: understanding discrimination in professional sports

"There’s little question that, despite overtures to the contrary, most professional athletes are still uncomfortable with the idea of gay team mates. Ignorance tops the list of reasons. These men...

Your guide to starting a Walking Dead fantasy league

Your guide to starting a Walking Dead fantasy league

Football season has been over long enough that folks are pining for fantasy football again. An entire spring and summer still stand between degenerates and their leagues. Fantasy basketball and...

Monday Mommy: 2013: The Year of the Boob

Monday Mommy: 2013: The Year of the Boob

Conversations about cleavage, side boob, under boob and of course the man boob have now become commonplace around the water cooler. What else would have Katherine from accounting and Richard...

How to cook trout: A Coloradan's guide to fresh fish from the water to your plate

How to cook trout: A Coloradan's guide to fresh fish from the water to your plate

Want fresh fish? Follow these steps and you'll be eating Colorado trout in no time.

The Monday Mommy: 4 Score and Several Cheers & Jeers Ago

The Monday Mommy: 4 Score and Several Cheers & Jeers Ago

It’s time for Karl and the Nuggets to let go of the “we don’t need a superstar” mentality. Quite frankly, they do. People are always quick to complain about a...

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Colin Daniels

Colin Daniels

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The New York Knicks were a huge disappointment to their fans in the playoffs, getting eliminated in the second round by the Indiana Pacers. Most folks expected that New York would make it to the Eastern Conference Finals, but things fell apart for them. Their “sixth man of the year”, in particular collapsed down the stretch in the Indiana series and some are blaming his excessive partying and drug use.

It would come as no surprise to us if JR Smith had begun using cocaine heavily as several rumors out of New York insinuate. Most recently the NBA gossip site, Full Court Pumps published this anonymous quote:

“There’s a reason why JR Smith hasn’t been playing to good lately. Yeah, he’s in the club just about every night here in New York and everyone knows he’s a drinker but from two very reliable sources…JR has a serious coke habit that really started last month. My source is the connect for his coke dealer uptown and JR is copping $1,200 worth of blow every two three days when in town. Personal use….Dude was sick from it.”

Another gossip site, that belonging to the notorious “Incarcerated Bob” makes the same assertion, claiming that:

“JR Smith purchases approximately $1.500 worth of cocaine every 2/3 days when he is in town as well as $1.500 worth of marijuana every week”.

Maybe all this is true, maybe it’s not. But either way Denver Nuggets fans should continue to feel a sense of relief that the walking distraction that is JR Smith is New York’s problem now.

Unless you're a huge fan of the Padres chances are that the gear the Rockies have opted to wear on Memorial Day will hurt your eyes.

In a tribute to our men and women in uniform the squad plans on wearing this cheesy 8-bit desert camo. We would prefer to see something more traditional, but camo is all the rage.
Besides, this Memorial Day gear will be perfect for Todd Helton's convenience store runs.

Image via Deadspin

Here Rockies short stop and hero of game four versus the Giants at Coors Field helps himself to a hearty post-game handful of Betancock.

Luckily, the cameras were able to capture this moment for the good of the internet and its users.

Saturday, 18 May 2013 14:29

The stupid Chargers got Freeney

Welp. Peyton Manning will get to reunite with Dwight Freeney after all - but, instead of at Dove Valley, the reunion will take place on the field. Freeney is a Charger, meaning his new job is to put his old pal Peyton right on his ass. He will be a linebacker in SDs 3-4 defense.

The Broncos were reluctant to pay Freeney what he felt that he was worth. The Chargers, however, stepped up to the plate. The ten year veteran will be earning 8.75M over two years. That's a lot of dough for a guy on the downside of his career.

No word yet as to which Chargers linebacker will instruct Freeney on how to beat his wife, something San Diego defensive players are noted for doing.

(via Pro Football Talk)

Peyton Manning has signed a new contract with the Broncos. However, rather than involving any type of financial restructuring, the gunslinger’s new deal only differs from his old one only in that the new one specifies an insurance policy that the team has taken out protecting them against an injury not relating to Manning’s surgically repaired neck.

If Peyton is unable to play due to a new injury the Broncos will receive $10M in compensation as well as cap considerations. If he encounters troubles relating to his neck surgeries the Broncos will automatically be off the hook for the 20M per year Manning is scheduled to earn.

 

Stupid Rockies.

With the score six-zip good guys after three innings everything was looking good last night. The Rox had six runs on seven hits. Colorado’s bats were smoking hot and Matt Cain, the Giants’ ace pitcher, seemed to have no answers. The Coors Field faithful were on their feet and it felt like the home team was well on its way to closing the narrow gap in the standings between themselves and their division-leading opponents.

Then the fourth inning happened. By the time that disgusting frame was over the Colorado lead was reduced to one run, 6-5, and the sense that they were going to let one get away began to build. Sure enough they did, ultimately coughing up a 1,000th straight loss to the Giants 8-6. The Rockies slid to just one game over .500 at 21 wins and 20 losses and lost ground not only to the Giants but to the Diamond Backs.

Had the Rockies won last night they would have emerged 22-19, one game back from the Giants at 23-18 and the D Backs with the same record. The race at the top of the division would have remained tight with the Rox having the opportunity to be tied for the lead again after tonight. Some losses are just a kick in the groin.

The good news is that the Rockies still have a huge opportunity in front of them over the next six days, with three games ahead against both the Giants and Arizona. The bad news is that Chacin has already had his start for the week and nobody really has any confidence that the Rockies can play with these teams.

What's the point in being a talentless succubus if you can't act like a whore on social media?

Here Jessie "Yoko" James, bride-to-be and future reality show co-star of Broncos WR Eric Decker rubs her groove thing against ED's peener inside what appears to be the "seasonal" department at a Lowe's.

Ah, to be young and in love ... and insanely wealthy ... and soon to be irrelevant.

Two questions come to mind. Why allow embedding? Who's holding the cameraphone?

 

 

 

Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:57

We want ROY!

The Colorado Avalanche need a new coach. According to the good people over at Mile High Sports web, the scuttlebutt seems to be that the team is looking at four prospects: Dave Tippett, Lindy Ruff, Guy Boucher and good old Patrick Roy.

We want ROY!

The Hall of Fame goalkeeper and Avalanche legend lacks the NHL coaching experience of the others and would have some learning to do whilst on the job. He would certainly be fired up and fun to watch stewing in the box, though. Wouldn’t he?

Sports is entertainment. Roy is entertaining. He’s a perfect fit for an organization so desperate to bring people back into the arena that it has been turned over to a former player with no experience as an NHL General Manager. So why worry about Roy’s experience? Damn the torpedoes. Get the band back together.

What’s Forsberg up to?

"They want to believe that the Rockies will compete moving forward, but at the same time they realize that they could just as easily have the wheels fly off, leaving the bandwagon to be dragged down the road (to 100) on its axles. "

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Tuesday, 14 May 2013 14:03

Tom Nalen has disappeared from Twitter

Legendary Denver Bronco center turned sports talk radio personality Tom Nalen was an instant hit when he joined Twitter a couple of months ago. Denver fans got a kick out of engaging the ex-pro. And Nalen pulled no punches. His Tweets were humorous, sarcastic and succinct and, when it came to Denver Sports, he was not afraid to say much of anything.

Sadly it appears that Nalen’s Twitter days are over. His account has been deleted entirely. We aren’t surprised. When he was a guest on the South Stands Denver Fancast he told us that he might have to quit Twitter. Nalen said that he had an addictive personality and that too much Tweeting was eating into his productivity. Someone in his position probably has more to lose than he does to gain by unfettered access to the masses.

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