Tim Tebow will be one of us for one more day. If I were him I would spend that day like this:
Snag a Santiago's breakfast burrito
If Santiago's had a store on Time Square it would be the hottest thing this side of Jay Z. Tebow's not going to find green chile this good on the East Coast. It's like sourdough from San Fran - just not the same anywhere else.
Get some work in with Elway
John Elway promised to work with Tebow in the off season and we all know John is a man of his word. Welp, it's the off-season. If Tim wants to pick the man's brain this is his last chance. Head on down to Dove Valley, Tim, and toss the pigskin around with one of the all-time greats.
Listen to Les and Jo Jo
Tim might as well get used to being verbally abused by crusty people who will say anything to be relevant. The New York media can be notoriously cruel, after all. Why not get in some reps by tuning in Les Shapiro in the afternoon on 102.3 ESPN. Shapiro makes his living unfairly criticizing Tebow.
Quiet introspection at Rocky Mountain National Park
If Tebow found his time in Denver to be chaotic, he ain't seen nothin' yet. New York is going to be insane. Why not head for RMNP, find a nice rock to sit on next to a babbling brook and enjoy some piece and quiet. A calm before the storm, if you will. Natural beauty on this level does not exist in NYC.
Hit Rockmount for an authentic Western Shirt
Them Yankees will be dying to know where Tim scored his hand-embroidered shirt from Rockmount Ranchwear. They're uniquely Colorado and worn by the celebrity elite in the know. Why pay shipping? Head down to LODO and pick one out today, Tim.
Score a quick 100 grand at the New Life Church
How can Tim leave Colorado without first getting a gig at the state's most awesome Mega-Church? Pastor Haggard is gone. They have never needed Tim more. New Life has it's own freeway exit sign. It can probably handle the speaker fee.
Tebow on the Mile High step at the State Capital
Tim has "Tebowed" in Mile High, but he shouldn't leave town without paying a visit to our golden-domed state Capital to go to one knee at precisely 5,280 feet.
Head to Del Frisco's for a standing O
The diners at Del Frisco's Double Eagle steak house treated Peyton Manning to a standing ovation. Who knows, Tim, they may do the same for you. Wouldn't that be tasty? If not, no biggie. The Porterhouse will still be just as juicy.
Get a final Kathy Sabine fix
Tebow has probably been watching Channel 4 in the evenings for the superior sports coverage. On his final night in Denver he should check in on Kathy Sabine's back yard. Embrace the memories, Tim. Choose channel 9 tonight.
