Look!  It's cousin Jay, honey.  I think he's put on a few.  Probably all that deep-dish, huh? Nice enough kid, Jay, but he's always been such a downer at these reunions.

He hardly said a word last year.  Although, he did tell me that had missed some work. 

Look at him.  Just limping around and feeling sorry for himself.  I hear that he went on disability.   I guess the other fellahs at his job were real mad. 

I think it's those pills he takes.  If I were his Mother...oh,  .  It's none of my business. 

I hear he's back with that whore.   

I wonder if he and cousin Josh ever made up. I never really liked Josh, either. I can't really blame Jay for thinking he's an asshole. Josh is coming to the reunion, you know. 

I hear he got his old job back.  That man he works for really gives bugs me. Did I tell you that he invited me onto his boat. 

Creepy!

Still, Josh is glad that weirdo took him back.  I hear he's not that good at his job.

Don't look now, but that is totally Kyle over there!

He shaved his beard off!  I wouldn't have even recognized him if it weren't for his droopy chin!

He moved to Kansas City to sell insurance.  It's nice to see him.  I'll have to wander over there and say hi.  Ooh, he and that bitch he married had a baby. 

Maybe he has some pictures on his mobile device.

Did you hear whether or not Uncle Wade and Cousin Kubes were going to be here?

I guess they had a stop over in Baltimore so they might not make it.   I hope they do. 

I hope they bring their green bean casserole.  It's so yummy the way they put bacon in there and little marshmallows. 

They're both such nice guys.

So nice of Kubes to put his Daddy to work at his company like that.  I hear Uncle Wade has really done well for him.  That's so nice.

He really needed that job. 

I can't believe Mr. Jones kept him around as long as he did. 

Hey!  Is that Mr. Portis over there!?