The details are still sketchy but some are emerging. It sounds like Elvis Dumervil got pissed at some woman in traffic.

Happens to me all the time.

But I am white and I don't own a gun (that you know of).

Elvis Dumervil is a 20-something black man who drives nice cars and apparently does own a firearm. It's presumably registered and legal, too. The charges against him do not include any relating to unregistered weapons, therefore he must have his ducks in a row.

It sound to me like either he - or the male riding with him - on a sunny afternoon in Dade County - got pissed off at someone who cut him off and threatened that person.

Nothing to see here.

My best guess is that, within a few days, this Dumervil frap will be old news. Nothing significant is going to happen - and nothing significant did.

Some drama queen trumped up some shit and the cops had to arrest Doom because he was black and because he had a gun.

The cops must have felt pretty sheepish about the whole thing. His bond was $7,500. That's $750 in bail money. That's nothing.

And the charges are nothing.

Move along, Broncos fans. This story is a dud.