Welcome to the second in our series, the Shitty Cars of Englewood.

Within only blocks of the concrete bunker we find some of the junkiest jalopies in all of Colorado. It's not like us to keep this bounty to ourselves. Oh, no. We want to share it with you, our loyal readers.

Today we reveal the Hearse Collector.

Somewhere just East of Broadway lives a person who is obsessed with death carriages. On his property (and parked on the street) are no fewer than seven of these black beasts - all but one are Cadillacs. One or two of them, including the "art car" hearse parked in front of the house, actually function. The others just kind of sit there in the yard. From what we understand, a person called "spike head" lives inside of one of the disabled units.