Anthony Davis is known more for his ridiculous unibrow than he is for his basketball skills - and he knows it.
That's why the likely first pick in the upcoming NBA draft has trademarked various phrases referring to his most embarrassing physical attribute. No other athlete can go around acting like the king of the ugly eyebrow or he or she will hear from Davis' lawyers.
“I don’t want anyone to try to grow a unibrow because of me and then try to make money off of it. Me and my family decided to trademark it because it’s very unique.”, he told CNBC.
This get us to wondering - what other traits might certain athletes wish to protect?
Look out, Andrew Luck. Kyle Orton might have patented his neck beard.