Can we start with a better Mascot?

I was bowling.  "The battle of the Bars". I'm rolling for Zio Romolo's Alley Bar in the Highlands.  My buddy Mike runs the joint.  Fortunately, the TV's at Littleton lanes had the game on.   

The Av's were kicking ass and taking names.  They throttled Columbus 5-1 - a much needed win after their first three-game losing streak of the season.  They remain in 6th place in the Western Conference.  Nobody expected the Av's to enjoy this level of success - to be in the playoff hunt. 

Nobody cares.   I am stunned by the utter failure of the Kroenke folks to market this team!  They could learn a lot from the Rockies.  For one thing, they need a "rockpile" equivalent.  There MUST be cheap seats for these games.  The economy completely sucks.  Nobody wants seats in section 358 and nobody can afford better ones.

The Av's need to take action.  They need to tarp the entire top level and drop seat prices below.  If they don't Pepsi Center will continue to be half empty while a playoff-caliber team filled with budding stars will continue to be ignored.  That is just sad. 

A pair of lower-level seats for an Av's game will run you $300 bucks unless you steal them on Craig's List or win them from a radio station.  Are they insane?  No sports fan can afford that.  Assholes can afford that.  They are spending their asshole dollars elsewhere, apparently.  That leaves us fans.

Lower your prices, Kroenke.